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Nuts Demotivational Poster

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - I think I'll survive just fine. It's the rest of you nuts that need to worry.

PEANUTS - Explained And Eaten By Deadpool

TAGS: deadpool peanuts
Rating: 3.38/5

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aesop's folly - January 5, 2010, 4:14 pm
0/5 for the title and caption 5/5 for the comic
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 12:09 am


TAGS: peanuts gang the great pumpkin vengance candy
Rating: 4.9/5

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Airman - October 31, 2011, 12:44 pm
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 3:48 pm
Absolute genius! This would make a great movie. Somebody call Rob Zombie, he makes awesome remakes. 5 dryer sheets for the dirty blanket
spacedog - October 31, 2010, 11:35 am
Nicely done RL.

TRY IT - Just try to touch his nuts i dare you!

THE FRESHMAN FIFTEEN - Freshmen: Get'em before they get fat.

TAGS: krispy kreme freshmen freshman donuts fat pancakes
Rating: 1.93/5

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Eltarian - August 11, 2012, 4:38 am
Krispy Kreme Donuts + Freshmen = One good hole deserves another
Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 4:30 pm
Congratulations to the worst Motifake ever made. You deserve it!

IRONY - Franklin - "This is so great, having all my friends and I together for Thanksgiving and... wait- what the hell?"

TAGS: peanuts charlie brown thanksgiving franklin
Rating: 4.23/5

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ratfink95 - August 17, 2015, 10:54 am
Problem with that Sparky? You haven't got that quite right anyway. Peppermint Patty was interested in Charlie Brown.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:46 pm
Peanuts was bullsh*t anyway. Always making fun of god (the crazy kid is the only one that quotes the bible), one black kid who never got to say anything and two stereotypical lesbians.
mattwins34 - December 13, 2010, 4:22 pm
Wow I never noticed that before


TAGS: coconuts
Rating: 4.88/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 6, 2011, 10:39 pm
Laden or unladen? 5L
pzykosiz - January 6, 2011, 9:16 pm
african or european? 5L's
agdaniele - January 6, 2011, 9:35 am
Ed-Hyde - January 6, 2011, 7:10 am
Absolutely Classic. break out the twine, we are testing this at lunch! 5L

DONUT WARS - Don't get between men and their donuts!

Donuts -

TAGS: fantasy vii 7 rpg sephiroth cloud donuts
Rating: 2.8/5

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m16 - June 19, 2009, 6:58 am
This is blasphemous! Good job!
shtoinkReplyier - April 27, 2009, 2:26 pm
Sepiroth- he is pregnant. I knew it..
Panther - November 4, 2008, 10:56 pm
Who the hell drew this? Epic win in a box! Jenova's box...
shtoink - August 26, 2008, 2:40 am
sephiroth would NEVER let himself go and lose his feminine figure like that!

MY NUTS ARE HYPNOTIC - My nuts are soothing, relaxing, and are just plain fun to look at. Enjoy my nuts.

TAGS: nuts optical illusion
Rating: 4.14/5

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TheOne - November 5, 2010, 9:15 pm
Ok I must admit its good but i'll give 4 dinos :P
tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:11 am
No. You're just a little testicle-lump and need to run out into oncoming traffic. Please do everyone a favor and be not alive anymore.


TAGS: donuts bliss deepakchopra
Rating: 4.32/5

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LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:21 pm
Did I just hear wood creaking?


TAGS: drive safe bolts nuts scatter
Rating: 4.74/5

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EnkryptedSpirit - October 9, 2011, 7:11 pm
lol so true. 5 nuts
Feasibly - October 6, 2011, 9:40 pm
um...falloutghoul...um...nevermind... ;)
falloutghoul - October 6, 2011, 9:06 pm
Which nut? The one behind the wheel?


TAGS: warning contains nuts white church
Rating: 3.12/5

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david5300 - January 29, 2017, 1:37 pm
They should have used a photo of a Mosque !
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:18 pm
Is that the church from the Kingsman movie? The caption makes especially good sense if so.
steve1961 - September 5, 2013, 10:56 pm
Choose the red pill or blue pill...never take both ever again...
GaryO - September 5, 2013, 8:56 pm
……or listen to that little voice. It’s probably Jesus…or if yer batshyt crazy, it’s just Charles Manson sounding like Jesus. Either one, you’ll eventually end up where you belong.
GaryO - September 5, 2013, 8:55 pm
I do help folks, but whenever I do, the word ‘abet’ is usually in the sentence. OK, serious. If you have the intellect of room temperature, and feel the need for somebody to tell you how to think, you should just practice being nice.
GaryO - September 5, 2013, 8:55 pm
Well, I’m kinda anxious to see what you guys settle on as far as what ‘sin’ is….sounds like fun…there s/be a city named after the word…with gambling….and whorres…and tons of secs….day and night.
steve1961 - September 5, 2013, 2:23 pm
By Godliness, I mean to not just not sin but to do good works. We also have free will to do that. eg. Prevent a crime, help someone etc.
Renza - September 5, 2013, 4:18 am
Sure it is, if you choose not to obey (aka using free will) you are sinning. Godliness I'd say is probably just based on human desire to have a higher power watching over them or the need to have the unexplainable explained.
steve1961 - September 5, 2013, 4:01 am
Sin is not based on free will. Free will allows us the choice to sin or not. Having free will doesn't make one sinful. You can also choose to be good. Is Godliness also based on Free Will then too?
Renza - September 4, 2013, 10:59 pm
I'm pretty sure your first sentence says it all, sin is based on free will, therefore the use of free will is a sin, so that means free will is against the religion. Also, sin applies to the degree of thoughts, laws don't (yet).
medinaanidem - September 4, 2013, 8:21 pm
Um, the entire concept of sin is based on free will. A sin has to be a willing act. Free will is the enemy if Government. Ignorance is sn excuse for sin, but not for the law. Who us oppressive now?
Renza - July 30, 2013, 8:16 pm
To paraphrase Shakespeare in a way applicable to this... "a steaming pile by any other name..." Also, I'm pretty sure buildings don't talk, usually just the hateful uneducated nutjobs within them.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 7:55 pm
Wrong building... THAT one has minarets. The one with the steeple says if you do that you're being a dick and you need to stop.
Renza - July 27, 2013, 2:44 pm
that's crazy talk, the manual is all about how those things are evil or "sins" as they like to call them, it's also really big on talking about how you should kill the people that disagree or blaspheme (or make jokes) about the religion.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:55 am
The people who think that really never read the manual. I find if you look enough at the universe, it makes it hard not to believe in a higher power. Though I have to commend the poster for mocking a religion that won't try to murder him for making funny.
Renza - January 18, 2013, 6:19 am
To be fair, tolerance, knowledge, and free will are against the religion
Budog - March 26, 2012, 3:30 pm
Maybe it is the zealots who have a problem with those who choose a different belief system or point of view are the real problem...
maxenzo - March 26, 2012, 3:26 pm
the fun part is that the ones like that have a problem with God are the problem
beautylover15 - March 5, 2012, 2:55 pm
So unique and edgy!
otakugiant - February 20, 2012, 9:41 pm
@djrcreative i see what you did there...
djrcreative - February 20, 2012, 5:35 pm
Might explain why so many people are "allergic" to church. ;)
vulture - February 20, 2012, 4:51 pm
Amen, Brother!
Bolverk - February 20, 2012, 4:02 pm
I dont have a problem with GOD. Its his FAN CLUBS I have the problem with.


TAGS: crazy nuts
Rating: 3.86/5

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TAGS: snoopy woodstock zombie apocalypse peanuts
Rating: 4.89/5

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rerun - May 30, 2013, 9:07 pm

amsome. good on twist too
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 8:13 pm
I really love the picture. I'm surprised Snoopy had not done it sooner.
GaryO - May 30, 2013, 7:46 pm
.....aaand ML rolls. 5L

HEY CUBBYBEAR - I found your next Halloween costume.

AMERICAS LAW ENFORCEMENT PROFESSIONALS - Keeping The Streets Safe And the Donut Shops Safer

DUNKIN DONUTS - Because our children weren't worth it

I N C E N T I V E - Or feel the burn!

CONTACT SPORTS - Your mom warned you to stick to tennis. But did you listen?

TAGS: kick football sports hurt nuts
Rating: 4.45/5

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djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 1:08 am
*winces, but laughs at "nuts" as a tag* At least they wear cups in football. Tennis balls to the groin hurt too. :/

TORTURE - The very definition.

"Nunchucks" -

TAGS: nuts
Rating: 3/5

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Moooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:29 am
to cut him some slack.
Moooooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:29 am
Sorry had to work a double last night, couldn't find a wifi signal to steal. Mo. I don't really know where I was going with that, Chalk it up to Jamesons and quality chronic. "Canada" has been overly defensive of our homeland, I guess I was just trying
MO - June 26, 2009, 12:20 am
Sweet! Just makin sure we're on the same poter!! I'm out! School night and all....
agdaniele - June 26, 2009, 12:15 am
Sean - June 26, 2009, 12:15 am
Dude you nailed it to that dumb bastard's head using a sledge hammer and a rusty railway spike. Cool.
MO - June 26, 2009, 12:09 am
Sean? Did I get the jist of the poster or was I just jabbering?
Sean - June 26, 2009, 12:03 am
Uh-oh. When "mooooetc." becomes "Mooooetc." we know he's gettin' pissed (off that is). But take 'er essss, Moooooooooo, before you go all MOOOOOOOOOOOO on us. And I kinda winced too when I saw how badly MO cobberized that poor dude.
agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 11:18 pm
I can't begin to express my amusement with the comments to this point. Delightfully surreal, if you squint your brain.
MO - June 25, 2009, 10:58 pm
MOOOO I need some clarification to your last....I know you are all aboot everything Canadian but afore I get pissy w/you...splain yo self... 'cause I was defending Canada's finest...thnkx. MO(OOOOO)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 7:25 pm
BTW Mo. I remember not so long ago a young Mo that might have made a silly comment such as Canada's. Did we call you a tard? Oh, Wait, We did.
mooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 7:23 pm
By the way. Change!!!!!! I'm afraid of change.....the world as I know it is not the same as it was yesterday!!!!It's gone all funky and psychedelic and strangely more user friendly.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 7:21 pm
He is in the same stage I was when I first came here. He feels he needs to defend Canada, Not realizing that we are widely accepted on this site. Also he doesn't seem to get Sean's humor and to be honest sometimes Sean gets one over my head as well.
LogicDude - June 24, 2009, 3:31 pm
I think that guy must be one of the CanadiENS...not really one of mooooooo or Sean's kin.
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:14 pm
Canada? You can't be that dumb, can you? You'd better bring a lot more brains to this "gunfight." Which is in turn what the poster implys. Instead of beating yourself silly with nunchucks he'd rather pull out the device in the pic. Run along now...tard.
canada - June 24, 2009, 12:03 pm
WTF does that have to do with the pic?

THE NUTS - Back away from them, and no one gets hurt!

HAVE I... - told you about this great little Do-nut shop I found the other day ??



MACHINE GUN WITH AIM - Will shoot your nuts off

NO NUTS - NO GLORY - Lance Armstrong


TAGS: they re coming for your nuts crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:19 pm
Love storing nuts in their mouth.
curzondax12 - October 1, 2010, 8:45 pm
I always wondered who they were.
jameswnash - October 1, 2010, 8:22 pm
Feeling a little Squirrelly? 5 acorns


TAGS: in a nutshell
Rating: 4.79/5

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flint - September 28, 2010, 1:10 pm
5l's from me, thats a really good one...
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 2:21 am
Wow. 5L

EGOMANIACS - Their only redeeming quality is that they don't talk about other people.

TAGS: sheen nuts
Rating: 4.44/5

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TAGS: nuts bugs bunny crazy baseball
Rating: 4.42/5

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suzieq - January 29, 2012, 4:51 pm
I thought it was the dog
Greeny - January 29, 2012, 4:42 pm
you got your bolts screwed up suzie
Sho - January 29, 2012, 3:02 pm
Baseball isn't known and played only in the USA
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 3:00 pm
this one is g55d, but for americans only, because for the rest of the planet, it is just a bolt and a weird-looking leather ball lol

HUGE STONES - He has some in his hands, and his pants.

COPS - Protecting us from donuts since 1845

BACONUTS - An easy way to get your 3 basic food groups: Sugar, Salt and Lard!!

SNOOPY - Have him put to sleep already!

TAGS: snoopy leog league of extremely ordinary gentlemen charlie brown peanuts
Rating: 1.5/5

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JeffDeWitt - January 11, 2011, 6:31 pm
Leave Snoopy alone and put Michael Vick to sleep... Snoopy has done a lot more good than Vick ever has!
doofenshmirtz - August 8, 2009, 12:51 pm
Man what did Snoopy ever do to you. Oh did he hump your leg while you were sleeping. Maybe he chewed up your slippers

WONDER - Have you ever looked at a stupid person and pictured them trying to rob a Dunkin' Donuts?

TAGS: cops dunkin donuts stupidity
Rating: 4.29/5

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Ism - June 14, 2012, 6:12 pm
True Story: a man saw someone walk into a bank w/ a gun. So he followed drew his gun placed it to the robbers head telling him to freeze. Then the other 15 Agents in bank drew their guns. Bank was across steet from FBI building in DC... it was payday...


TAGS: janchallenge i m not ambivalent i m nuts
Rating: 3.88/5

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sickartist - January 26, 2010, 11:01 am
Okay Timmy. Both my personalities are schizophrenic. Sheesh
KSan - January 26, 2010, 2:40 am
Schizophrenia isn't multiple personality disorder. Wikipedia sheesh
vihtori - January 25, 2010, 12:52 pm
i laugh because it's funny AND true.fuck us, 5Lss
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 10:56 am
APT!! Apt I tell you!! 5L

IRONY - in a nutshell

COCK FLAVOURED SOUP MIX - May contain nuts.

TAGS: nuts
Rating: 3.33/5

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Treehodger - March 7, 2010, 8:06 pm
Ever try a little nutmeg in your soup?


RIOT POLICE - Riot helmet...$75.00 Riot Shield...$150.00 Scoring A Flash/Bang Nut Shot...PRICELESS

IF STRESS BURNED CALORIES - I would be a damn supermodel ...

TAGS: stress burned calories supermodel doughnuts
Rating: 4.13/5

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MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:23 am
post to hot chick


WWJD - Who wants jelly donuts ?

TAGS: wwjd who wants jelly donuts
Rating: 3.11/5

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MissPriss - May 3, 2012, 11:44 am
Love it and I'll take a strawberry filled please.

REVENGE - what, He stole my nuts!

DEEZ NUTS - are missing

TAGS: nuts missing cat
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - July 21, 2010, 7:02 pm
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 10:40 am
Perfect! 5 nuts!
agdaniele - July 21, 2010, 2:26 am


TAGS: monkee coconuts
Rating: 3.07/5

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LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 2:23 pm
Seems people used to (and some still do) believe wrestling was "real" too. But I guess I'm not "clever" enough to figure that out.
mmmBingSoo - November 20, 2009, 2:16 pm
VV implying he is fighting in wwf and not mma(the ones that actually fight) use google sometime before u try to make a "clever" statement.
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 10:44 am
Unfortunately for the girls...his steroid use has likely left him angry and with little shriveled coconuts.

NUTS - Don't you just love them?

TAGS: squirrel nuts
Rating: 2.39/5

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MO - June 11, 2009, 11:49 pm
I always knew you was crazy...but now I can see you're.....

THAT'S ONE COLD-ASS DAY - Oh, The Weather Outside Is Frightful But Your Butt Is So Delightful



TAGS: holiday fruits nuts tree
Rating: 4.83/5

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axe11154 - October 4, 2012, 9:26 am
not Christmas yet, still great poster. 5 l
voodoo3535 - December 23, 2011, 7:28 pm
Nicely done Greeny. Thought my nut fell off the tree.
Reality Lord - December 19, 2011, 2:44 pm

wow...this took alot of work. real REAL nice. merry christmas greeny

I AM THE LAW! - But I'm also a husband. A son. A loving father. A human being. So be nice or I'll taser you in the nuts.


TAGS: coffee black nuts jack daniels whiskey
Rating: 4.43/5

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eldiabloloco - October 1, 2010, 8:56 am
ill take a triple shot please
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 3:29 am
Jack lives here..!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 1:15 pm
*Big sister....I'm OK with that.
forseti - September 28, 2010, 1:11 pm
No, that's your little sister... She's often around here. Just for making me drinks of course...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 12:38 pm
I like your nails Forskinny........you're a chick....right?

T-BALL - You're doing it wrong!

MUPPET MADNESS - A view of Jim Henson's private nutsack collection.

TAGS: jim henson nutsack muppets
Rating: 3.71/5

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Cubbybear - September 4, 2010, 10:04 pm
My personal collection
5150monkeylove - September 4, 2010, 9:57 pm
happy lingerie day?


TAGS: size peanuts
Rating: 3.41/5

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Woodywood03a - October 30, 2009, 4:46 pm
He have to get tired of that bitch.

WAR - You don't know the meaning of the word.

TAGS: nuts
Rating: 3.23/5

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[email protected] - March 6, 2010, 12:22 am
I've bought cptn whishkars several robotic chew toyz and he freaks out on everything...brave chipmunk


TAGS: size the day old donuts they are still good
Rating: 3.21/5

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CANADA - August 4, 2009, 11:19 am
love your tags!
agdaniele - May 29, 2009, 9:19 pm
A valiant effort!
Sean - May 29, 2009, 9:07 pm
I was supposed to go chop down that goddam tree today ... meh.

HANGOVERS - Masterchief's only Kryptonite.



PETA - Mostly nuts. Spread the word.

TAGS: peta spread nuts
Rating: 4.2/5

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twill1962 - August 26, 2012, 10:16 am
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals!
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:35 pm
steve1961 - June 4, 2012, 12:21 pm
I have it on toast with my veal and eggs-along with some seal blubber;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2012, 1:33 am
I can’t believe this is real. I mean I do, but my mind is… rejecting the… visual… LOL
SteveFurlong - June 3, 2012, 5:05 pm
Excellent! I dug up my password to log in just so I could give you 5L.

WHADDYA MEAN... - ...steroids shrink yer nuts?!?

AWW NUTS! - Modern Day Scrat vs Prehistoric Scrat Both seemed to find their nuts just out of reach of their hands.

SQUIRREL SAYS - You don't have any nuts

TAGS: squirrel nuts tech support
Rating: 2.18/5

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momma - June 10, 2009, 5:52 pm
thats my boy....I know he has nuts!

MR. SCHULTZ - is spinning in his tomb


Relaxation -

SHAMWOW - When I die, I want to be cremated, put in water and soaked up in a Shamwow.

TAGS: shamwow vice love his nuts i do
Rating: 3.74/5

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Dr. Rusak - January 30, 2010, 10:11 pm
Workoholic much?
funnyman37 - January 30, 2010, 8:45 pm
I finally got some ShamWows. Step 1 complete. lol.
sickartist - January 2, 2010, 10:01 am
I want that guy to deliver the eulogy too.

RECYCLED BATHROOM TISSUE - I'm all for conservation but I draw the line at being the second guy to use my toilet paper.

TAGS: funny humor environmental nuts
Rating: 3.26/5

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WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:02 pm
That's why I drink Pepsi.
Derek - November 11, 2009, 2:08 am
You probably don't want to know that most water you drink has been in a toilet at some point in the past
Produceman117 - November 11, 2009, 1:48 am
Allow me to chime in with an emphatic "amen," WTFO.
ICEMAN - November 11, 2009, 1:10 am
Awww, c'mon. Have a big ol' swig of the koolaid & help the environment.


TAGS: donuts food
Rating: 3.1/5

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zoomer296 - March 1, 2013, 10:51 pm
They can't time time travel. (The damn glaze melts off before the flux dispersal even reaches full capacity.)


TAGS: insanity octomom octo mom crazy slut whore nuts
Rating: 2.76/5

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agdaniele - April 9, 2009, 11:59 pm
If you don't need to say anything else, it's not postable.

DIPLOMACY AND WAR - in a nutshell

SATISFACTION - Endurance, tenacity, and a firm grip will eventually get your nut


TAGS: sports nuts sammich wife live
Rating: 4.53/5

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Reality Lord - January 10, 2011, 1:28 pm


GIRLS AND DONUTS - The two things you want, but don't have right now. Go to bed loser.

TAGS: donuts girls amsome world cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

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Faceplant31 - July 8, 2010, 10:52 am
Ya know cubby, you can be a real jerk sometimes! God now i want a donut!




TAGS: pants pain nuts hurt fail
Rating: 4.09/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 27, 2011, 9:41 am
I like it. Simple yet PAINFULLY true...5L's



PSSST... - Don't tell anyone, but Mrs Marden from up the street is going nuts.

TAGS: nuts
Rating: 3.87/5

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forseti - September 18, 2010, 7:42 am
LOL!! 5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 4:14 pm
Once you go nuts...you never...ahhh. shut up KFD. lol. 4L

THE "OH, WHY" ZONE - That brief period of time after taking a shot to the nuts, but before the queasiness sets in, where you question how you let this happen in the first place.


TAGS: greenpeace police arrested diplomacy donuts global warming
Rating: 3.73/5

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BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 5:13 pm
LMAO excellent
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 9:14 am
Sure Derek, unless seen in your "rear-view" mirror. *giggle* Get it? "REAR"-view? Mirror? *snicker*
Derek - November 20, 2009, 4:25 am
OMOH = Special Purpose Police Squad. Basically the riot squad.
whatukno - November 20, 2009, 3:18 am
Anyone else notice that cop's name is Omoh? lol

DOUGHNUTS - They are good for eating, and many other things. But most of all, they're good for. Getting out of a ticket.

NEVER - bother a squirrel when he's looking for his nuts

TAGS: nuts
Rating: 3.45/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 8, 2010, 3:41 am
It's true. Those guys get mean.


TAGS: dog nuts
Rating: 3.4/5

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PRESS THE COCONUTS - I'd rather squeeze the melons


TAGS: nuts
Rating: 3.23/5

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GOOD PLAN - Protect your nuts Senator or Jesse will cut them off!

TAGS: obama democrats vote election jesse jackson nuts
Rating: 2.78/5

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chin - July 31, 2008, 8:34 am
Jackson....nutless himself, after the old lady found out about the last illegit kid.

RANDY'S DONUTS - That sign has been knocked down in every movie and videogame that takes place in Hollywood. I never thought it was a real place.

SUICIDE BOMBER OF THE YEAR AWARD - obviously Ahmed could not be here. So his wife Fatima is collecting on his behalf.

TAGS: seriously nuts
Rating: 2.29/5

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Mega48man - May 25, 2011, 3:24 pm
too far

NUTZ - They come in three different sizes now

UNCLE BEN - He's Such A Show Off

TAGS: nice butts drive me nuts
Rating: 1.33/5

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Anonymous2 - February 14, 2010, 8:10 pm
With great power comes great responsibility, with a really expensive car comes douchebaggery.


TAGS: difference calendar fruits nuts einstein
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 20, 2012, 6:27 pm
HA! Agreed. 5L
Rick69 - November 20, 2012, 8:43 am
Oh yeah... Loving this...

Fruitcake -

TAGS: nuts
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 29, 2014, 3:46 am
Whut? Just a sinister looking Sgt Oddball type I couldn’t let go of. Leavin’ the shiver stuff to LA, Sho, and the new kid, GB, but thanks for the concern, Missy.
MissPriss - May 29, 2014, 1:56 am
Mr. Gary? Shiver material? You sir, never 5L cease to amaze me ;)
Greeny - May 28, 2014, 10:27 pm
A little Wesson oil & a big tarp - right in the living room!
spacedog - May 28, 2014, 7:44 pm
HA! More often than not you just let them have their way with you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2014, 2:12 pm
I agree with mao. However, may I suggest a bottle of Absinthe? But whatever you do DON'T DELUDE IT! DON'T DELUDE IT!
maoworks2 - May 28, 2014, 12:30 pm
How About A Beer ?

Proof of Life -

Possibilities -

TAGS: nuts shell happiness baby bowl
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 31, 2014, 11:43 pm
Sho - January 31, 2014, 9:20 pm
Wish there are more of these around. Another 5/f
Greeny - January 31, 2014, 7:40 pm
5 fingers of the nurse with hairy arms that does the shaving

Sprinkles -

TAGS: office indicators status quo donuts
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 27, 2013, 6:31 pm
Very nice. 5 maple glazed.
GaryO - July 27, 2013, 4:09 pm
They better have enjoyed ‘em. Actually, our crew is so skeletal I’d feel guilty taking any myself….when they are present….or the conference room door is open.
Silverheart - July 27, 2013, 12:51 pm

There were 2 fritters, and you enter the conference room in time to see the most worthless employees finishing them off...
GaryO - July 27, 2013, 11:46 am
There’s gotta be at least ONE apple fritter